Kermit: Todd Blackledge, born and raised in Canton, Ohio, …oh the irony!
William Davis: I wonder how well his being the Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan played in the locker room?
Aaron R. Connor: Meanwhile ,over on the fuckin’ sidelines and shit, Blackledge is just chompin’ at the bit.. just fuckin’ waitin’ for Neil O’Donnell’s fuckin’ leg bones to fuckin’ snap or some shit, so he can get his ass in there and kick some mother fuckin’ ass!
William Davis: Noted cousin fucker Todd Blackledge also had a crippling gambling problem …Where’s the punchline?
Kermit: “I think they just took my photo? I can’t fuckin’ wait to go to Wal-Mart and buy my fuckin’ football card!”
William Davis: After the Steelers latest heart breaking loss, Todd ran his hands through his do, fired up his Trans Am, cranked the Whitesnake was never to be seen again.