• Aaron R. Connor: "Hey kids… where do you want to eat after the game? That’s Ri-ight …Fuddruckers!"
Kermit: It is hilarious to me that the card designers chose to go with “Stars(‘)” adding the possessive apostrophe, rather than just switching the team name and the position. So this is what they did every card? Tom-foolery I say!
William Davis: I LOVE Mutant League basketball!
Aaron R. Connor: Aside from the name of his team, the word “star” and Red Robbins were never seen together again.
Kermit: I can clearly see one of his balls.
William Davis: I’m pretty sure the team name was the Rats and he was standing in a mirror.
Aaron R. Connor: More like the Utah Ganglers …right guys?!
William Davis: He’s the most Utah-y looking basketball player I’ve ever seen.

    Aaron R. Connor: "Hey kids… where do you want to eat after the game? That’s Ri-ight …Fuddruckers!"

    Kermit: It is hilarious to me that the card designers chose to go with “Stars(‘)” adding the possessive apostrophe, rather than just switching the team name and the position. So this is what they did every card? Tom-foolery I say!

    William Davis: I LOVE Mutant League basketball!

    Aaron R. Connor: Aside from the name of his team, the word “star” and Red Robbins were never seen together again.

    Kermit: I can clearly see one of his balls.

    William Davis: I’m pretty sure the team name was the Rats and he was standing in a mirror.

    Aaron R. Connor: More like the Utah Ganglers …right guys?!

    William Davis: He’s the most Utah-y looking basketball player I’ve ever seen.

    #nba  
    #Utah  
    #Sports  
    #comedy  
    #jokes  

  • 10 months ago
  • Aaron R. Connor: Having a tremendous appreciation for puns and the like… clearly the photographer felt Billy didn’t stand a ghost of a chance in making the big leagues.
William Davis: Who were the Awgels?
Kermit: I don’t have any jokes. I just think it’s cute.
Aaron R. Connor: this was the original movie poster for the prequel to Angels In The Outfield: The Billy Cowan Story …the movie was later scrapped when the studio realized that movies about dogs that play basketball were considered far more enticing to the discerning public.
William Davis: To be fair Aaron, movies about dogs that play basketball are TIGHT!
    Aaron R. Connor: Having a tremendous appreciation for puns and the like… clearly the photographer felt Billy didn’t stand a ghost of a chance in making the big leagues.
    William Davis: Who were the Awgels?
    Kermit: I don’t have any jokes. I just think it’s cute.
    Aaron R. Connor: this was the original movie poster for the prequel to Angels In The Outfield: The Billy Cowan Story …the movie was later scrapped when the studio realized that movies about dogs that play basketball were considered far more enticing to the discerning public.
    William Davis: To be fair Aaron, movies about dogs that play basketball are TIGHT!
    #MLB  
    #Sports  
    #comedy  
    #lol  
    #jokes  

  • 10 months ago
  • William Davis: “I’m Maury Schaeffer and coming up next on 60 Minutes, Athlete’s as sex-symbols?”
Aaron R. Connor: "What, me worry?" It looks Alfred E. Newman’s head  was photoshopped on to the body of a junior high school student.
Kermit: “Hello Mr. Corrigan, do any of these things ring true for you: confusion or feeling as if you are in a fog, any dizziness or “seeing stars,” slurred speech?…”
Aaron R. Connor: he looks strikingly likeLady Elaine Fairchilde from Mr. Roger’s neighborhood.
William Davis: Ahh, the pre-helmet days of the NHL…
Kermit: “I combed my hair with my hand all by myself for picture day!”

    William Davis: “I’m Maury Schaeffer and coming up next on 60 Minutes, Athlete’s as sex-symbols?”

    Aaron R. Connor: "What, me worry?" It looks Alfred E. Newman’s head was photoshopped on to the body of a junior high school student.

    Kermit: “Hello Mr. Corrigan, do any of these things ring true for you: confusion or feeling as if you are in a fog, any dizziness or “seeing stars,” slurred speech?…”

    Aaron R. Connor: he looks strikingly likeLady Elaine Fairchilde from Mr. Roger’s neighborhood.

    William Davis: Ahh, the pre-helmet days of the NHL…

    Kermit: “I combed my hair with my hand all by myself for picture day!”

    #Hockey  
    #NHL  
    #Sports  
    #comedy  
    #cards  
    #jokes  
    #funny  

  • 10 months ago
  • Kermit: “It’s cool that coach let’s me weave my fishing nets before the games.”
William Davis: “Honey, I just LOOOVE the wicker patio furniture here.” “That’s nice dear”
Aaron R. Connor: “I should probably diversify my portfolio… stocks and bonds are typically safe if you know what you’re doing, but I think the futures market has been to lucrative over the past 8 months to not at least dip in a toe or two. I’m not talking about going all in, but i really need to make my money start working for me…”
William Davis: This was baseballs Blue Period.
Kermit: “When’s it gonna be my turn in the cage. It’s never my turn… It will never be my turn.”
William Davis: As always, “Red Man” was in the stands to root for the team.

    Kermit: “It’s cool that coach let’s me weave my fishing nets before the games.”

    William Davis: “Honey, I just LOOOVE the wicker patio furniture here.” “That’s nice dear”

    Aaron R. Connor: “I should probably diversify my portfolio… stocks and bonds are typically safe if you know what you’re doing, but I think the futures market has been to lucrative over the past 8 months to not at least dip in a toe or two. I’m not talking about going all in, but i really need to make my money start working for me…”

    William Davis: This was baseballs Blue Period.

    Kermit: “When’s it gonna be my turn in the cage. It’s never my turn… It will never be my turn.”

    William Davis: As always, “Red Man” was in the stands to root for the team.

    #tex  
    #texas  
    #MLB  
    #Sports  
    #comedy  
    #jokes  
    #Topps  

  • 10 months ago
  • Kermit: “When’d they start making these out of wood?”
William Davis: Vince is about to put the beat down on that cracka’ in the corner. In honor of Jackie Robinson. Respectfully.
Aaron R. Connor: "You okay ol’ girl? Poppa Vince loves you. You gonna be a’ight… you be a’ight. Just rest now.
Kermit: “I thought they hired me to just steal bases? I don’t know how to use this thing?”
William Davis: “Hey Mr. Bat, I mustache you a question!” …I’ll see myself out guys.
    Kermit: “When’d they start making these out of wood?”
    William Davis: Vince is about to put the beat down on that cracka’ in the corner. In honor of Jackie Robinson. Respectfully.
    Aaron R. Connor: "You okay ol’ girl? Poppa Vince loves you. You gonna be a’ight… you be a’ight. Just rest now.
    Kermit: “I thought they hired me to just steal bases? I don’t know how to use this thing?”
    William Davis: “Hey Mr. Bat, I mustache you a question!” …I’ll see myself out guys.
    #MLB  
    #Sports  
    #comedy  
    #jokes  

  • 10 months ago
  • William Davis: Was this the season the Baseball Writers Association voted him ‘Most Average Looking White Baseball Player’?
Aaron R. Connor: Ball goes in. Ball comes out. Ball goes in. Ball goes out.
William Davis: “As soon as I get this down, I’m going to be a STAR!”
Kermit: Thin lips aside, Jeff Blauser was known throughout the League as the best kisser.
Aaron R. Connor: “I should’ve listened to my Pops and learned arithmetic… how am i ever gonna get my average up if I can’t even add up how much at bats I’ve did this year?”

    William Davis: Was this the season the Baseball Writers Association voted him ‘Most Average Looking White Baseball Player’?

    Aaron R. Connor: Ball goes in. Ball comes out. Ball goes in. Ball goes out.

    William Davis: “As soon as I get this down, I’m going to be a STAR!”

    Kermit: Thin lips aside, Jeff Blauser was known throughout the League as the best kisser.

    Aaron R. Connor: “I should’ve listened to my Pops and learned arithmetic… how am i ever gonna get my average up if I can’t even add up how much at bats I’ve did this year?”

    #MLB  
    #Sports  
    #cards  
    #comedy  
    #jokes  

  • 10 months ago
  • Kermit: They took “arm wrestling” to another level!
William Davis: Lemuel had a knack for jamming his fist in all the wrong places.
Aaron R. Connor: I just imagine the sound of a bleating sheep as I look at this card.
William Davis: After his teammate broke his arm savagely, Lemuel Stinson changed his name to Wesley Snipes and became a tax evader of some fame.
Kermit: Is “Le Muel” French for something?

    Kermit: They took “arm wrestling” to another level!

    William Davis: Lemuel had a knack for jamming his fist in all the wrong places.

    Aaron R. Connor: I just imagine the sound of a bleating sheep as I look at this card.

    William Davis: After his teammate broke his arm savagely, Lemuel Stinson changed his name to Wesley Snipes and became a tax evader of some fame.

    Kermit: Is “Le Muel” French for something?

    #nfl  
    #jokes  
    #comedy  
    #funny  

  • 10 months ago
  • Aaron R. Connor: Sensing that this chapter in his life was rapidly drawing to a close, Carl began actively daydreaming of a time where he would be warmly regarded as a washed up athlete and petty criminal.
William Davis: That’s the same exact look he now gives every time he Googles his own name.
Aaron R. Connor: Taking a page from the Hendrix playbook, Carl was not averse to dropping acid intra-foreheadedly, even during a game.
Kermit: Samuel L. Jackson kinda looks like shit?
    Aaron R. Connor: Sensing that this chapter in his life was rapidly drawing to a close, Carl began actively daydreaming of a time where he would be warmly regarded as a washed up athlete and petty criminal.
    William Davis: That’s the same exact look he now gives every time he Googles his own name.

    Aaron R. Connor: Taking a page from the Hendrix playbook, Carl was not averse to dropping acid intra-foreheadedly, even during a game.

    Kermit: Samuel L. Jackson kinda looks like shit?

    #Sports  
    #lol  
    #comedy  
    #jokes  
    #cards  

  • 10 months ago
  • William Davis: And people really wonder if the talent in the NFL has improved?
Aaron R. Connor: Sooooooo high!!!
Kermit: “Off season plans? You know, same always, follow the Dead around and sell grill cheeses in the parking lot.” 
William Davis: “Trust me man, the Browns are never going to leave Cleveland!”
Aaron R. Connor: “Dudeman! Lemme show you how to turn a kicking tee into a b—-… what were we talking about dude-bro?!”
Kermit: “I know right? Like a turd…we play for the turds man!”
William Davis: “I hate Lebron too.”

    William Davis: And people really wonder if the talent in the NFL has improved?

    Aaron R. Connor: Sooooooo high!!!

    Kermit: “Off season plans? You know, same always, follow the Dead around and sell grill cheeses in the parking lot.” 

    William Davis: “Trust me man, the Browns are never going to leave Cleveland!”

    Aaron R. Connor: “Dudeman! Lemme show you how to turn a kicking tee into a b—-… what were we talking about dude-bro?!”

    Kermit: “I know right? Like a turd…we play for the turds man!”

    William Davis: “I hate Lebron too.”

    #nfl  
    #Sports  
    #cards  
    #comedy  
    #jokes  

  • 10 months ago
  • Kermit: Good old Sparky Anderson. Always with a wink and a smile… or just a wink.
William Davis: Sparky was still the happiest man in Detroit.
 Aaron R. Connor: Sparky doing his best Ty Cobb impression.
William Davis: “And hurry up with that prune juice will ya Helen!”
Kermit: “I got my eye on you!”
William Davis: And it was that stern look of determination that led the Tigers to a 70-92 record!
    Kermit: Good old Sparky Anderson. Always with a wink and a smile… or just a wink.
    William Davis: Sparky was still the happiest man in Detroit.
     Aaron R. Connor: Sparky doing his best Ty Cobb impression.
    William Davis: “And hurry up with that prune juice will ya Helen!”
    Kermit: “I got my eye on you!”
    William Davis: And it was that stern look of determination that led the Tigers to a 70-92 record!
    #manager  
    #cards  
    #comedy  
    #lol  
    #jokes  

  • 11 months ago