• William Davis: Bobby Cox could never quite shake the “husky boy” model pose he was forced to do so many times as a youth.
Kermit: “Is a 38 waist size okay for a man my age?”
Aaron R. Connor: The players all having sought refuge at the opposite end of the dugout, Bobby couldn’t help but wonder if his gas had cost him the respect of his players; then just like that, Bobby decided he would indulge his fancy and have tacos for lunch.
William Davis: Despite his last name, Bobby Cox was a known eunuch.
Aaron R. Connor: Bobby wasn’t the sort of man that readily gave praise. Ever.
Kermit: Only his wife was allowed to call him, “Bobby Sox.”
Aaron R. Connor: Having long since grown bored of the charade, Bobby would often entertain fantasies in the dugout… for instance: what might life have been like had he followed his dream of becoming a sixth grade math teacher?

    William Davis: Bobby Cox could never quite shake the “husky boy” model pose he was forced to do so many times as a youth.

    Kermit: “Is a 38 waist size okay for a man my age?”

    Aaron R. Connor: The players all having sought refuge at the opposite end of the dugout, Bobby couldn’t help but wonder if his gas had cost him the respect of his players; then just like that, Bobby decided he would indulge his fancy and have tacos for lunch.

    William Davis: Despite his last name, Bobby Cox was a known eunuch.

    Aaron R. Connor: Bobby wasn’t the sort of man that readily gave praise. Ever.

    Kermit: Only his wife was allowed to call him, “Bobby Sox.”

    Aaron R. Connor: Having long since grown bored of the charade, Bobby would often entertain fantasies in the dugout… for instance: what might life have been like had he followed his dream of becoming a sixth grade math teacher?

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  • 1 year ago